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Local Smart Car struck by pedestrian
Updated     05.12.25       01:00am

Details are still arriving about a Smart Car in Milford badly damaged by a pedestrian on her way to work.  Emergency crews deployed the Jaws of Life to free the driver from the vehicle.  The pedestrian was uninjured.  

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