1-Disgruntled fraternity guy publishes secret handshake on internet.
2-RELATIONSHIP ADVICE: Five reliable signs your boyfriend is planning to leave you
3-Women gaining weight to fit into trendy plus-size fashions
4-Area slut still feeling glow of Halloween self-esteem boost
5-Woman Dumps Boyfriend via Powerpoint Presentation
6-OTR Violence: Hipsters get into hair-pulling fight over favorite craft beer
7-Prince Charles begs media to publish his nude photos
8-Investigation reveals honey badger does care
9-Deer decoy damaged in crash that caused death of pedestrian
10-Irish Americans argue DUI laws culturally biased
11-COMMUNITY: Volunteers build meth lab wheel chair ramp
12-In public I must appear aloof to prevent my fans from falling in love with me.
13-REPORT: Taste of Cincinnati hillbilly corn consumption scars area children
14-KATIE VS. MEN: How to tell if he’s one of the good guys
15-Norwood public pool mostly urine at this point
16-Soldier's reunion with spouse triggers post domestic stress syndrome
17-Couple plans breakup in January, 2009
18-Cincinnati traffic at standstill in anticipation of December snowstorm
19-Gay man admits to being a Congressman
20-Toenail fungus commercial soon to be cute children's cartoon.
21-Local man probably has best body at Deer Cross Apartments pool
22-Starbucks employee never makes new pot of coffee in break room
23-KATIE VS. MEN: Which Men are Better? 20-somethings or 30-somethings?
24-Northern Kentucky removes shirt for rest of summer
25-KATIE VS. MEN: Is it okay to ask a guy out?
26-Northside S.W.A.T. standoff ends in fabulous S.W.A.T. dance off
27-Drunk drivers thank Enquirer for posting Friday checkpoints
28-Area sluts explore ways to continue wearing costumes after Halloween
29-Woman works day job to put herself through stripper school
30-Cincinnati Zoo objects to neighboring 'Festival of Crack Pipes'
31-Area hipster loses track of which clothing items are ironic
32-KATIE VS. MEN - What is it with men and their mothers?
33-Children get Santa's attention with Powerpoint
34-Disgruntled fraternity guy publishes secret handshake on internet.
35-Couple hires Personal Shoplifter
36-Eastgate finger population drops 20% during 4th of July celebrations
37-Former Bengal Cheerleader Sarah Jones asks media to respect her privacy while she looks for reality TV deal
38-The DERF Top 10 Worst List of 2009
39-KATIE Vs. MEN: What’s Your Deal-Breaker?
40-Over-the-Rhine 'Stray Bullet Festival' disrupted by craft displays and food booths
41-2008 Walk for Alzheimer’s possibly still underway
42-2-year-old left in hot car, now 41, still trapped in car, sweaty, angry
43-Northern Kentucky set to dazzle with patriotic meth lab displays
44-KATIE VS. MEN: Exploring the strange world of posers and fakes.
45-Local man posts slightly too often on mobile mammography Facebook wall
46-Colerain Mom says search for missing teen can stop already
47-Struggling retailers welcome holiday shoplifters
48-Inattentive husband develops sneaking suspicion he\'s divorced
49-SNOW STORM WRATH: Madeira High School Spaghetti Dinner cancelled
50-America’s Migrant workers embrace 'Leave Your Child at Home Day'.
51-Katie Vs. Men - So you think it's love? We'll see...
52-Saints arrange alcohol intervention for their friend Patrick
53-SantaCon interrupts Detroit looters
54-Americans struggle with rising staycation costs
55-Man postpones alcohol rehab until end of Party in the Park season.
56-Religious services held between church festivals
57-"A Day with Robbie Knievel" still least popular Make-A-Wish Foundation wish
58-Norwood neighborhood block party cancelled due to lack of neighborhood.
59-EPA REPORT: Ohio River tests positive for water
60-Norwood celebrates 100 consecutive stabbing-free days
61-Man removes own appendix to avoid losing place in airport security line.
62-Community tired of boy boasting about 911 call that saved Mom's life
63-Corpse found wrapped in KEEP AMERICA BEAUTIFUL banner
64-Gay couples prepare for marital equality: Life sentence of dispassionate boredom
65-Smiley Face admits long-term use of anti-depressant medications.
66-Ohio's oldest alter boy, age 57, regrets seducing 22 year-old Priest
67-Indian Hill High School students spend snow day scrambling for place to buy drugs
68-OTR to develop new ‘Epic Beard District’
69-Fun graphic conveniently obscures photo of less photogenic daughter
70-Ohio's oldest alter boy, age 57, regrets trying to seduce 22 year-old Priest
71-Fireman uses Jaws of Life to trap Mother-in-law in car.
72-Jiffy Lube expands services to include comprehensive life coaching
73-Derf writers agree only the most maladjusted, immature, and dysfunctional people will enjoy this article
74-Local man gives up O'Douls for lent
75-Son diligently prepares to take over family Sno Castle empire
76-Possum booth draws crowds at N. Kentucky's Oktoberfest
77-Tsunami epicenter discovered inside Donald Trump's combover.
78-UPLIFTING COMMUNITY MOMENT: Back of the house employees allowed to meet front of the house employees at upscale restaurant
79-Clermont County kicks off summer with “Leave Your Kid in a Hot Car Outside of Wal-Mart Fest”
80-Ham radio hobbyist depressed to learn his lifelong radio friend in Norway really lives in Norwood.
81-Newport family reunion convenient opportunity for drug intervention.
82-Cincinnati Zoo worker found trapped inside Festival of Lights storage facility
83-Drunk residents of Brookstone apartments report Virgin Mary apparition in that electrical thing across the street.
84-EDITORIAL: When a friend asks me to watch their drink in the bar I really watch it.
85-Drivers insulted by lower than actual speed readings.
86-Tragic mixup - Area woman asks for Botox but receives buttocks
87-Train derailment declared most picturesque spot in Norwood
88-Epcot's Iraq exhibit not yet safe for visitors
89-Marchers in Secretly Gay Parade disappointed that everyone knows they're gay now.
90-11% of Cincinnati teachers can read.
91-Norwood and Colerain residents prepare to battle for most fingers lost during 4th of July celebrations
92-Local high school dropouts planning 10 year reunion of dropping out.
93-Local high school dropouts planning 10 year reunion of dropping out.
94-Alarming number of Cincinnatians find breathing easier during smog alerts.
95-Subtitled movie thoughtlessly shown during illiteracy conference.
96-American workers look forward to 'Take Your Codependent to Work Day'
97-Tragedy - Randy Beattie of Kiwanis International Misplaces I.D. Badge
98-Semi-popular generic chain restaurant replaced by more popular generic chain restaurant
99-Family fed up with Dad's habit of recapping bathroom events
100-Family growing weary of Dad’s obsession with sarcasm
101-Coworkers tired of guy who boasts about memorizing US airport codes
102-Man proud to be the guy who hands you a paper towel in the nightclub bathroom so you don't have to go to all the trouble of getting one from the dispenser yourself.
103-Non-salesman actually purchases Ford Taurus
104-Tragic mixup - Area woman asks for Botox but receives buttocks
105-Boy finally informs parents he is adopted
106-Dyslexic man performs Heimlich Maneuver backwards.
107-Stop by anytime if you'd like to check out my new 19 inch TV
108-Tragedy - Randy Beattie of Kiwanis International Misplaces I.D. Badge
109-Boss gets strange looks after telling workers he is in love with them
110-Local family plans annual Christmas tree hunting trip to Big Lots
111-Area teachers forced to sign contract banning birth control while sleeping with students
112-Local family plans annual Christmas tree hunting trip to Drug Emporium.
113-Scientists successfully breed first wheel-dog
114-Gang tags mistaken for streetcar markings
115-Alarming number of Cincinnatians find breathing easier during smog alerts.
116-Aftertaste of Blue Ash lasting longer than expected
117-Public copes with epidemic of news stories about heroin epidemic
118-Joaquin Guzman claims drug cartel isn't his
119-STUDY: Majority of high school students stoned during candlelight vigils
120-Here’s why I turned down all of the other Derf Bloggers for dates and how I rate each one of them.
121-Taste of Ludlow Kentucky features 200 varieties of edible meth
122-This article is missing the middle part
123-Ribbon conservation leading concern among Americans
124-Ludlow KY gears up for summer tourist
125-Dog park opens special section for canine sexual predators
126-Norwood named top city for young professionals to engage in stabbings