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Christian rock band leaves hotel room immaculate
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INDIANAPOLIS, IN - The housekeeping staff at theWestin Hotel still speaks fondly of the Christian rock band Underoath following the band's uneventful stay at the hotel duringa local music festival.

The hotel staff is still grateful and appreciative of the band's cleanliness. Reportedly the band sent all of their linens out for drycleaning. They also folded their clothes and organized their belongings neatly each morning. On several ocasions, band members called the front desk to request a vacuum cleaner which they used to vacuum their room andthe hallway outside their room.

Hotel management was especially impressed with the band's lights out after 11pm policy.

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